- me: say, all I need... is the air I breath and a place to rest my head!!!!!
- mom (enters my room): Really? Well, okay... Then you get air and a new pillow for your birthday ;)
- me: ..... O.O .....
- mom: *evil smiling and twinkling*
- me: ..... :'(((( seriously? ......
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(Source: impawla)
(Source: kammie-dodger, via ignoranceisournewbestfriend)
→ American Horror Story
“you’re going to regret it.”
(Source: hirocks, via hanzlebeat)
- Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
- After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
- Before tumblr: He's cute
- After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
- Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
- After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
- Before tumblr: I'm bored
- After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
- Before tumblr: What a cute couple
- After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
(Source: zoyayeah)
